It's A Sign

Normally, I don't put much stock into my "horrorscopes", unless I think that they are truly fantastic.
Stock, you're in my horoscope. & it is truly fantastic.


I present to you, from the July edition of Elle Canada magazine, our most wonderful and prophetic map of ...well, our July:


"Pisces:
This is the best time all year for Pisces to party! Take mini vacations (or big ones). If you insist! Flirt, tease and enjoy seductive liaisons with new faces. Inject romance and thrills into existing partnerships. (Be imaginative.) Mars opposite your sign might create conflict. Sidestep this with fun diversions because by next month, this tension will be history. So somebody's going to piss me off, but I'll get over it... Good to know!! Keep things light. Look for ways to boost your income, because you can.

Scorpio:
You so need to bolt! THEIR emPHasis on "so". So prophetic, don't you think!? Do what you can to hit the road or the skies because you'll love a change of scenery. You're hungry for adventure and a chance to learn new things. Romance with a boss or someone older or richer might happen. Scandalous! Group activities are energetic and fun. Explore possibilities in publishing and the media. Um, duhhh. You're one half of a blog, sista. (Medicine and the law look good too.) Discussions with bosses and VIPs will help this month - demand the advantage."

*Okay, so the stuff in red wasn't actually in Elle... :P